yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

badassbitchfromhades:

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

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Well now we do

(Source: gameofbooze)

grownupsealand:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Walmart brand Ice Cream Sandwiches don’t melt

Walmart food is literally the scariest shit like once I got a carton of eggs AND THEY WERE FERTILIZED. FUCKING DEAD BABY CHICKEN IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING EGGS LIKE REALLY WHAT THE FUCK WALMART?!!!?? WHAT THE FUCK.

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

belldandy-goddessofthepresent asked
I saw your ask about questions about America. D you have any questions about Australia?

stupidoomdoodles:

yes. is it real

Australia is just a giant spider, covered in other spiders and snakes. All australians are just spiders and snakes stacked together wearing clothes.

hellatitsgerald:

australian government: work for the dole


australian government: oh wait by work we mean apply for 40 jobs a month and do 25 hours of community service per week but we still won’t pay you for six months, good luck if yr a single parent, undereducated, disabled or in any other way disadvantaged btw we have no jobs lol

Anonymous asked
live with you and watch lots of transformers shit and eat delicious foods and make blanket nests with

*Claps* das you death ain’t it? x3

failsnail:

reverseracism:

thotty-by-nature:

note-a-bear:

blacknoonajade:

Today was an exceptional day. 

wow…..
just…




white folks have some fucking nerve

They just keep on hitting new lows.

Are you…are fucking…ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHAT THE SHIT YOU CAN’T JUST DO THAT!

failsnail:

reverseracism:

thotty-by-nature:

note-a-bear:

blacknoonajade:

Today was an exceptional day. 

wow…..

just…

white folks have some fucking nerve

They just keep on hitting new lows.

Are you…are fucking…ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHAT THE SHIT YOU CAN’T JUST DO THAT!

thebicker:

foxy-green:

bencarignan:

rickybrugal:

dorkly:

Female Fantasy III

Perfecto.

perfect

May they be forever alone for their elitist douche-baggery.

I was recently interviewing the woman who founded Her Universe and we were talking specifically about women and geekdom. I asked about the rise of girls in geek culture and she very accurately corrected me: There is no “rise” of geek girls. We’ve always been here. Girls are just as nerdy as dudes are. Ladies have always been interested in sci fi and fantasy and video games - we just don’t talk about it a lot because men are assholes. 

failsnail:

clocks-divorcing-ticks:

This should not be the first time I’ve seen a commercial (during prime time no less) addressing racism towards Indigenous Australians. It’s about bloody time.

Bloody good ad.

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

worst-mage-to-ever-mage:

sweet-bitsy:

airbenderedacted:

mspgay:

mip mip mip mip

omg

I NEED FOUR HOURS OF THIS NOT FOUR SECONDS

OMG MY CAT DOES THAT CONSTANTLY WHEN SHE’S OUT IN THE GARDEN AND WANTS BACK INTO THE HOUSE

MEEP. MEEP. MEEEEP.

My parents fucking gaslight me CONSTANTLY and I am so fucking over it i need to punch something.

"Should parents read their daughter's texts or monitor her online activity for bad language and inappropriate content?"

etherealzephyr:

daeranilen:

daeranilen:

daeranilen:

Earlier today, I served as the “young woman’s voice” in a panel of local experts at a Girl Scouts speaking event. One question for the panel was something to the effect of, "Should parents read their daughter’s texts…